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"So I have this great idea for a game. This elephant blows butterflies out of its trunk and children have to catch them in a net and shove them back in. But when you think it’s over they just shoot up in the air again."
“So how does the game end?”
“With a bloody butterfly net and several dead children”
This is how I stayed alive my senior year
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.
if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care. like do u really care. it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra. maybe even 30 dollars idk. don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra
It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen
this bra was 60 dollars and it’s pink and white striped the world needs to see this tbh
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The [Beautiful] Holy Trinity of Youtube.
may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.
What do strippers do when they’re on their period
What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period
what do homeless women do when they get their period
what did tribeswomen do when they got their period
what do fictional characters do when they get their period
We never even solved the first one
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
yaaas drag him
Abandoned 123 year old school
For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.
this is a building not a plant